ANYway, a couple of years ago, I lowered the back seat so I could load all manner of 'stuff' in the back. When my a/c was working, I figured why a/c the whole backend of the cabin, just get a cheap, clear plastic bath shower curtain from WallyWorld and string it across. Also holds the heat in the driver's compartment on those cold Texas days.

So I tol' her this was the car a mutual friend was always hollerin' about, when I wanted to borrow HIS car to go to Mississippi. She looked in the window, said, "No radio?" Obvious, actually, and most of the dash is dismantled at the moment for wont of a relay to get the auto overdrive working again. Then she turned back and saw the shower curtain.

"What's the curtain for?"

"To keep the heat or the cold up front, as appropriate."

"Wayel, boy, you are a redneck with that one!"

And no duct tape, either!

I've laughed all day!