- usadeepsouth.com - ~i.e. "my garbage disposal"~ by Anne McKee I was in dire need of a garbage disposal. You see, we had just completed construction of our “dream house” and well, funds were low in the ole construction building account at the bank, and unfortunately the garbage disposal was an item we lacked. For many months I complained loudly, “I so NEED a garbage disposal!” But alas no garbage disposal appeared, that is until Hi-Ball came into our lives. I shall never forget the excitement the day my husband entered the back door with the shout of, “Come and see what I have gotten for you!” My answer was, “Well, what is it?” I shouted this above the clamor of the noise of the dishwasher and microwave oven. Again my husband repeated, this time even louder, “Come and see. It’s something you have been wanting!”
In my “little cute doggie” mind’s eye, I thought he looked almost embarrassed to be seen in decent company. These thoughts ripped through my mind as I tiptoed around this ugly, but seemingly kind-hearted beast with a slightly wagging bony tail. His huge brown eyes followed my every move as he sized me up and down. I admit that I, too, was sizing him up and down, just trying to figure out what illusion I was under when I asked for one of these . . . these . . . whatever it was! My husband stood back with a grin from ear to ear, positively glowing with this newly acquired “thing!”
After I finally recovered my breath enough to yell, I pointed a shaky finger at my husband and loudly inquired, “What makes you think that I want this . . . this . . . dog?” As my husband looked at me his excitement actually began to deflate as he stammered, “Don’t you need a garbage disposal?” ”Yes, but, but –“ My mind tried to catch up with the calculation of dog-equals-garbage-disposal. It just was not clicking. Practically in one breath, my husband exclaimed, “Hi-Ball’s momma was the Treeing Walker Double Night Champion and his sire the Field and Bench Champion!” ”Okay,” I said hesitantly. Seeing that I was in a blank stare my husband continued with, “And ole Hi-Ball here will be the best garbage disposal ever!”
But after our entire family relied on Hi-Ball for so many, many happy times in our lives, then a “garbage disposal?” Oh no! Only the very best was good enough for our Hi-Ball. If we had steak, Hi-Ball had steak – not that he was a demanding puppy, because he wasn’t, but just because he was so loving and dedicated to our family.
And, no. I never did have a “bought” garbage disposal. After Hi-Ball moved into our lives, it just didn’t seem important. I spent many happy hours watching the boys play (all four of them – including my two sons, my husband and Hi-Ball) and I would remember the day that my husband eased this dog into my life, our lives, knowing that at first I would resist, but also knowing that my heart could NOT resist this warm-hearted, loveable companion. He was our family’s version of “Man’s Best Friend.” Indeed he was! Our Hi-Ball was more than a garbage disposal, and he will always live in our hearts.
Anne McKee, weekly columnist for The Meridian Star, is a native Mississippian with a penchant for southern humor. She also writes for Meridian Plus Magazine where she is a feature writer and Editor of the “Fifty Plus Page.” Her works have been featured on “The Commentaries Program” for Mississippi Public Broadcasting, Radio. She is a speechwriter with her most recent speech for Miss Rodeo Mississippi, 2006. Anne is a founding executive board member of The Mississippi Writers Guild. Read her feature article in the September/October, 2006 issue of Mississippi Magazine.
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